I bet you missed Maxine as much as I did, so here is what I got from my sister and to share with one of Maxine many ideas in solving our economic woes… read on.. something for all to entertain…

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately — illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida …

…. not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win -win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments  

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians …. it creates a hostile work environment.

The Halloween Kiss

The Kiss

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets  into the cab, and  notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop  staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I  don’t  want to offend you”

She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me.  When  you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a   chance to see and hear just about everything. I’ m sure that there’s   nothing y ou could say or ask that I would find  offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun  kiss  me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do  about  that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be  Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes,  I’m  single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next  alley.”

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that  would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab  driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m  Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK.  My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

Here is our new Dollar Bill!! what do you think? :o)

I just had to share these with you… due to the  weather conditions as its the hurricane seasons is high, thought that this pic was appropriate… ! They look real cool? wonder if it works? What do you all think?

I thought I would share this joke i got in an email…its a joke about men bathroom and the urinals…have any of wonder why they can’t aim right into the toilet? but piss all over the rims, the floor….well, this is how you can keep ‘em from missing….

When I went to the men’s room in the Schiphol Airport when we got to Amsterdam , I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.

Now I know why it was there!